I thought Colin Farell was a reformed man?

So what the hell is he doing banging Rhianna? Both are tabloid fodder. And Rhianna as lovely a girl as she is she is damaged goods, as a parent the last person you would want to see her bring home is someone who shagged a shemale and tried to bang a 70 year old granny. And before anyone says it "sure how do you know they're banging?" this is Colin Farell we're talking about. He would hump the leg of a chair.